Kelly Kazek

Try to say 'fruitcake' without laughing

Kelly Kazek

By Kelly Kazek
CNHI News Service

I’ve been thinking about fruitcake. It keeps my mind off more stressful issues like whether Tom Cruise really has reformed, which would be a relief to couches everywhere.

Welcome to the Booster Cult, er, Club

Kelly Kazek

By Kelly Kazek
The News Courier

ATHENS, Ala.

Bathroom episode made mother, daughter flush with victory

Kelly Kazek

By Kelly Kazek
The News Courier

ATHENS, Ala.

It started with one of those “Mom, I need yous” that could mean anything from a spider in her bathtub to the need to know if the magenta nail polish clashed with the chartreuse top.

News of cross-dressing crooks

Kelly Kazek

By Kelly Kazek
The News Courier

ATHENS, Ala.

Be careful, your neighbor may be watching

Kelly Kazek

By Kelly Kazek
The News Courier

ATHENS, Ala.

These days, people worry about big government and Big Brother — not to mention big hind ends that result from too many cream-filled donuts.
Or maybe that’s just me.

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